Brad. Confident. Clueless.

Brad Jankstrom is confidently clueless — a guy who comes in and quotes random nonsensical statements and terrible movies at the worst possible times. Whether he's botching job interviews or speed dating with lines from Pauly Shore classics, Brad is the guy you can't forget (no matter how hard you try).

He doesn’t just bring the jank. He is the Jank.

"Quote Me Never: A Brad Story" is a satirical jab at over-quoters, under-thinkers, and those blissfully unaware that they’re the awkward one in the room.